Harry Potter's Asian Fetish Lyrics

Here at Hogwarts
98% white
But as soon as your voice changed
Who'd you dream about at night?

The only Asian girl at school
Just what about her is so cool?
Her jet-black hair, her slanty eyes?
Or maybe that she's half your size?

Harry Potter, you are weird
You stalked Cho Chang for two whole years
You finally reached fanatic bliss
With that weeping Christmas kiss

The only Asian girl at school
What about her is so cool?
Her math skills, her slender frame?
Or maybe her cool Chinese name?

Harry Potter, just admit it
If it's Asian, you would hit it
It's more than just a youthful wish
You have a full-fledged Asian fetish

You have an Asian fetish (Harry Potter's Asian fetish)
You have an Asian fetish (Harry Potter's Asian fetish)
You have an Asian fetish (Harry Potter's Asian fetish)

You have a serious problem